Holiday Un - Wishes

I wasn't going to make a holiday post as I'm Jewish and don't celebrate Christmas. (and frankly, I'm so freaking jealous that you get to celebrate this holiday I can't muster the strength to be selfless and be happy for the rest of you).

Anyway, since I'm being bitter, Merry Christmas:

I hope the Grinch steals all your presents and gives them to me.





jk. I truly wish you all a Merry Merry Christmas!